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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?

Blackrobatics.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch