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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.