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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?

Blackrobatics.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.