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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Pyrite Jokes More Pyrite Jokes

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!