Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere