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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Arrrrrr Jokes More Arrrrrr Jokes

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Pyrite Jokes More Pyrite Jokes

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!