When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Because they are the wurst.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
Because we told them to.
Happi-ness
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
