How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish