You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
The dress is white and gold
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
An egg gets laid.
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Hop in
Nothing, you've already told her.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
LMao Zedong
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
French Flies!
A meowntain.
Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.