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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned