April Sale - 20% Off

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Clean Finger Jokes More Clean Finger Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger