How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What are you allergic to?

And can tell them Plant Spern

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.