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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Clean Finger Jokes More Clean Finger Jokes

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.