Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.