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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.