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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.