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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.