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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany