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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.