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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger