How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!