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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.