Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!