What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

Throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.