What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Syrian Refugee Jokes More Syrian Refugee Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....