What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is