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What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes