How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

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What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.