What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.