Set her tampon string on fire.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
It doesn't need cleaning.
She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Em-OGs
They have to pick cotton to get to them.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
