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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.