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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".