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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".