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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".