How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."