What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.