What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!