What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

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What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.