How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.