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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Still no idea.

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I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.