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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'?

To go forth and multiply is more fun.

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.