Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Frank
A crocodile. -You won!
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Because she's probably a keeper.
A waist of time.
Because his watch has ended.
A petticoat!
Discreet uniform distribution
Using a pair of Caesars.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
An account-ant.
Ed. U. Cation!
Because they got lost at C.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
Ate something.
They both multiply a lot.
He was Squared Straight.
With a cowculator.