Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
A dead bird.
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet)
Sandy hook.
The Alaskan Bull Worm.
Big Brudder is watching you
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
Turban Outfitters
They go sharkers!
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
By m'tosis
An account-ant.
They both have an alge-bra.
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
They are both unlike radicals.
Shallots
With cowculators!
They both multiply a lot.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
The Age Of Ultron.