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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.