What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.