What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.