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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.