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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy Presidents Day!

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.