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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!