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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.