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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.