Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.