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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.