Whats white and salty?

Salt.

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

Fillet of soul

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.