Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

Apple juice

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.