Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!