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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

Because their lipstick

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

The duck say when he bought lipstick?