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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!