April Sale - 20% Off

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Previous Random Joke Next
Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

New Pair Jokes More New Pair Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!