What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!