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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

D Jokes More D Jokes

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in?

Blon-D

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger