What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

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Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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What shoes does a tumblr girl wear?

Ughs*

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

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The Moolag

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By moss code.

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger