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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

A hamburger.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!