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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways