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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.