How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.