A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
They really hate Stalin
Because she couldn't see that well.
Do not touch
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.