How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.