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How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.