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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment