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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.