Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.