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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.