What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

He relished it

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.