Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.