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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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Super Bait

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)