The punchline
Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!
5 minutes talk to wife.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)