Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!