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Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam