What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

He relished it

Previous Random Joke Next

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

He relished it

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins