How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!