How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!