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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.