Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Do you sell flip-flips?
Minnesota.
He was losing his patients
They have a lot of patients
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
