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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.