Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
He wanted to go bear foot.
They always take things literally.
Because she was told it makes you see things!
They were selling quack in the park.
It's a shifty business.
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Because he didn't have any patients.
Shoes wisely