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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.