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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Reddit

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!