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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.