What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!