What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

An outlier downvote brigade can start now

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun