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Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.