Because they need a man to do it for them
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
Men, get in the boat!
She said she didn't see him coming
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Because women have no rights.
Because she's a woman.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
With an unlocked kitchen door
A $100 bill makes change
